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Spring Cleaning Quotes
Sometimes, the idea of cleaning is exhausting enough, let alone actually cleaning. Here are some relatable quotes for the love-hate relationship we all have when it's that time of year to spring clean.
![Both of us can't look good at the same time...It's me or the house! Quote: Both of us can't look good at the same time...It's me or the house!](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaningquotes-01.png?sfvrsn=b1d255d1_2)
Both of us can't look good at the same time...It's me or the house!
![Spring cleaning always sounds like a good idea until you're knee deep in old toys & clothes wondering why you did this to yourself. Text: Spring cleaning always sounds like a good idea until you're knee deep in old toys & clothes wondering why you did this to yourself.](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/cleaningquotes-02.png?sfvrsn=2f1c803f_2)
Spring cleaning always sounds like a good idea until you're knee deep in old toys & clothes wondering why you did this to yourself.
![Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself! Text: Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself!](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/springcleaningquotes-02.png?sfvrsn=2111a021_2)
Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself!
![Excuse the mess but we are trying to live here Quote: Excuse the mess but we are trying to live here](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/20181227_corporate-social-image-quotes_quote_insta_6.png?sfvrsn=28a740a7_2)
Excuse the mess but we are trying to live here
![Our house is clean enough to be healthy, dirty enough to be happy Quote: Our house is clean enough to be healthy. Dirty enough to be happy](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/20181227_corporate-social-image-quotes_quote_insta_2-(1).png?sfvrsn=fca585ba_2)
Our house is clean enough to be healthy, dirty enough to be happy
![I have so much housework. What movie should I watch? Text: I have so much housework. What movie should I watch?](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/springcleaningquotes-03.png?sfvrsn=69206094_2)
I have so much housework. What movie should I watch?
![My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. Text: My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/springcleaningquotes-07.png?sfvrsn=7de3e748_2)
My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.
![housework can't kill you but why take the chance? Quote: housework can't kill you but why take the chance?](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/20181227_corporate-social-image-quotes_quote_insta_3-(2).png?sfvrsn=feb6cd84_2)
housework can't kill you but why take the chance?
![Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos Quote: Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/20181227_corporate-social-image-quotes_quote_insta_1-(1).png?sfvrsn=95133756_2)
Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
![You never know what you have until you clean your closet. Text: You never know what you have until you clean your closet.](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/springcleaningquotes-04.png?sfvrsn=496e83d5_2)
You never know what you have until you clean your closet.
![I cleaned my house for 2 hours just to tell my guests, "sorry for the mess." I cleaned my house for 2 hours just to tell my guests, "sorry for the mess."](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/springcleaningquotes-06.png?sfvrsn=93e16e7_2)
I cleaned my house for 2 hours just to tell my guests, "sorry for the mess."
![Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture Quote: Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/20181227_corporate-social-image-quotes_quote_insta_5.png?sfvrsn=ebc8d412_4)
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture
![Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes Quote: Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/20181227_corporate-social-image-quotes_quote_insta_4.png?sfvrsn=61f2f9e9_2)
Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes
![The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy. Text: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy.](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/springcleaningquotes-09.png?sfvrsn=776279dc_2)
The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy.
![Our house was clean last week...Sorry you missed it. Text: Our house was clean last week...Sorry you missed it.](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/springcleaningquotes-08.png?sfvrsn=c9465c82_2)
Our house was clean last week...Sorry you missed it.
![I wish one of my personalities liked to clean... I wish one of my personalities liked to clean...](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/springcleaningquotes-10.png?sfvrsn=62601c3e_2)
I wish one of my personalities liked to clean...
![My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end. Text: My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end.](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/springcleaningquotes-05.png?sfvrsn=a83532fc_2)
My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end.
![The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning. Text: The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000172387/stanleysteemer-cdn-guhsdrcta9dzabde.a01.azurefd.net/prod-container/images/default-source/stanley's-tips/featured-articles/cleaning-quotes/the-only-thing-i-hate-more-than-having-a-dirty-house-is-cleaning.png?sfvrsn=398461e6_0)